On the way home from meeting with the caterer, Jon and I decided to run by our new house and check on things, turn on some lights, etc. For convenience sake, we traveled through a "sketchy" neighborhood. Among other interesting sites, we saw a tightly-clothed woman in high hair and heels walking alone down the side of the street.
"Niiiiice- a prostitute. That's great," Jon said sarcastically.
"I can't believe we just saw a hooker."
"She could have been a crack-whore, not necessarily a hooker."
Yeah... that's better.
3 comments:
Please clarify the difference between the two. Thanks,
K
Not a problem, Kristi - one does it as a profession, the other does it for "recreation". Another way to distinguish - one gets paid in cash, the other in goods and services. Yet another distinction - the first usually involves sex, the second is willing to do anything - weed the garden, watch your kids (not recommended), or any other household "chores" you may want done for crack.
Now you know ... and knowing is half the battle. Go G.I. Joe!
Jonathan
You are a nut job. I think you're both a perfect fit, you know that. :)
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