As I was leaving the produce section of Kroger today (this is where you take note of my healthy shopping habits), I stopped my cart abruptly before a head on crash with a seedy looking man, who's picture I would imagine being posted on the Sex Offenders Registry.
“Ladies first,” he said politely.
“Thank you,” I smiled and proceeded.
“Want to hear a story?” he asked from behind me.
“Um, sure?” I sensed this was a rhetorical question and the story was coming just the same. I stopped and turned around.
“There is this young girl who works in my office with me. One day we had a similar thing happen and I let her go first. She didn’t say ‘thank you’ like you did. You know what she said?”
The suspense was killing me. I nodded.
“She said, ‘you’re awesome sweety'.”
I stood there with a blank look on my face, obviously confused.
“Did you want me to say ‘you’re awesome sweety’ instead of ‘thank you’,” I asked.
“No, no. I just thought you’d like to hear a story.”
Huh. I think I’m still confused.
2 comments:
Wow--I cant stop laughing. I am going to need a description of this person when you get home! I thought you were over picking people up--that is what you get for being so polite
Hee! Hee!! That was super funny! You didn't give him your number, did you? Just kidding...
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