At work-
Me: Do you think soup actually expires? I mean, there's a date on the bottom of the can, but...
Coworker: What's the date?
Me: October 2007... but do you think it actually goes bad then, or is that just a suggestion?
Coworker: That's six months!
Me: Really... you don't think it's still good? It's just tomatoes. I forgot to bring my lunch and I found this in my file cabinet drawer.
Coworker (grabbing the can of soup): Yeah, the can feels kind of soft.
Me: Dang it! I was trying to be all healthy, but if I have to go out in the rain to get something, I'm getting fried chicken!
1 comment:
"The can feels kind of soft"!? It's not an actual tomato. IT'S A CAN. You can't tell the "ripeness" of the soup by squeezing it.
Now, if you smell it, and it smells bad, you might have something to worry about.
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