The Price of Fake Fame

Do you know that for $250 you can hire fake paparazzi to follow you around for thirty minutes? Makes you think twice about buying those clothes, or food, or other things you actually need, doesn’t it? I mean, we’re talking about having a complete stranger trace your every step, bombard you with questions that are none of their business, and blind you with camera flashes… all so you can feel important for half an hour… so you can feel like someone cares about your average life. I’d laugh if it weren’t so sad. Just when I thought our culture couldn’t get anymore self-obsessed…