Monday, March 3, 2008

Less Than Sound Advice

Conversation with Jon last night.

Jon: “What are you going to do tomorrow?”

“Well, I need to do laundry… and pay bills… and I’ll probably try and rest some more since I’m still not feeling well.”

“You should get in a good workout.”

“Maybe. But it depends on how I feel. It’s hard to breathe with all this stuff in my chest, so I may not be able to work out.”

“You’ve gotta sweat the cold.”

“What?”

“Feed the fever, sweat the cold.”

I laugh. “Do you really think that’s what it says?”

“What?”

“It’s ‘starve a fever, feed a cold.’”

He laughs. “Oh. I think my way sounds better.”

I guess if you’re trying to kill someone.

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